Thought, it was gonna be Jesus vs. God:

Old testament solutions really were like this tbh
King Solomon with his fetish for dismembered babies enters the chat.
That’s way too helpful to be an old testament solution. They would start by God declaring what the problem is, and it doesn’t matter if anybody agrees.
This is why I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it couldnt hurt anyone with those noodley appendages
R’amen!
I prefer to ignore deities that are incapable of hurting me.
I prefer to ignore deities.
that are incapable of hurting me.My stance.
He could just let them win different years/competitions…
We are talking about the Christian God (I presume), obviously he would do something terrible.
He never has
He has quite a few times actually
God is perfect by definition.
God can just do whatever he wants. He could’ve simply said “no” to both of them. The act of prayer is a fool’s errand and to assume he’d bend to anyone’s will would be considered arrogant.
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