The move comes amid outcry from Democrats after the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts affixed Trump’s name to its sign in Washington.

Donald Trump’s name is being attached to a new class of U.S. battleships that will have nuclear capabilities.

Making the announcement at an event at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida, Navy Secretary John Phelan referred to the warships as “Trump-class battleships" and said a forthcoming vessel dubbed the USS Defiant will be “the largest, deadliest and most versatile and best-looking warship anywhere on the world’s oceans.”

Trump’s eponymous battleships will be armed with guns and missiles, as well as hypersonic weapons, electronic rail guns and high-powered lasers.

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    5 hours ago

    Gustav Adolf: “All right, who’s responsible? I’ll have them beheaded for this!”
    [Sees his own signature on the blueprints]
    “Uh, um, I guess this was actually no one’s fault, when you really think about it”

    Yeah, that sounds like something Trump would do.

    Only thing is, nobody would want to raise this wreck. It’d immediately get raided by a crack team of North Korean gold thief divers.