“Not getting a Nazi isn’t an option. But what we can control is whether we get a Strasserist Nazi or a Hitlerite Nazi. Clearly, you have a moral responsibility to support the Strasserist.”
(It’s getting harder and harder to do parodies because a lot of people would unironically agree with that.)
“If you don’t vote for Owens, you’re voting for Fuentez!”
“Not getting a Nazi isn’t an option. But what we can control is whether we get a Strasserist Nazi or a Hitlerite Nazi. Clearly, you have a moral responsibility to support the Strasserist.”
(It’s getting harder and harder to do parodies because a lot of people would unironically agree with that.)