‘Mouth Breather’
Like yeah I don’t get this one. We all breathe through our mouths (and noses), because we have to. Yet I read this sometimes as it is used like an insult. So what are you saying? You’re insulting someone for doing what billions of other human beings have to do naturally?
Asswipe. Frankly, I prefer people who wipe their asses. I myself wipe my ass regularly and thoroughly. I am not ashamed of the fact.
They’re calling you the asswipe itself (toilet paper) not a person who does it. Noun not the verb.
Hmmm, never thought of it that way. Makes sense. It would be the equivalent of calling someone a douche bag.
Exactly. Or just a douche since that can be used as the verb too, but the insult is the noun.
Get a bidet, and change your life.
They are referring to the thing that is used to wipe the ass, like a wet wipe or toilet paper.