[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all]
[teal, holding a coffee cup] Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is
[purple, taken aback] Huh?!
[zoom on teal’s very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them] I knew it You can’t Your guac ideology doesn’t work Heh Pft Owned
[purple looks blasé and has no words]


Add in pectin and guac can be jelly, too. 😌
Damn I meant jam. Put how guac jelly would spread
I have to imagine it spreads worse than plain guac. The pectin would make it thicker. I think… 🤔
God damn it, now I need some pectin and a mason jar to do some science…