My favorite version
It’s especially horrible in north American public bathroom stalls with prison-level privacy gaps.
“You haven’t lived till you’ve taken a naked shit in a public bathroom.”
Michelle Buteau discussing jumpsuits
I have this awesomely comfortable onesie with a triceratops head and a triceratops tail that I wear around the house (hashtag quirky hashtag penguin of doom). I try very hard not to think about all the germs the tail in particular is sweeping up from the floor while I’m on the loo.
This. This is the reason the dinosaurs went extinct.
It is my God Given Right to wear a triceratops while gaming and you will have to take it from my sweaty, uncomfortably warm hands.
Vintage Story has a triceratops mod. I think they may even be tameable.
just tie a duster to the end of your tail. Or one of those novelty shoe dusters in the gift section of department stores. kill 2 birds with one stone
implying I walk anywhere other than between the couch and the loo in my onesie
I mean, the more foot traffic an area has, the more dirt and debris build up there
You make a compelling point.
I take off my onesie before entering the bathroom, but then I’m really cold… Which I’d be anyway because it’s all around my ankles on the floor. I think we need more flaps.
Union suit.
still waiting for the downsides
Need to get one with a poop hole
If you’ve never had to strip down for a hardcore shit I envy you and your perfect fiber consumption.
