• leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    just throw them away

    If I get my hands on one of those things I’m not throwing it away before repeatedly smashing it as hard as I can against the most solid surface I can find in the vicinity. Or against another seagull, if possible.

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      2 days ago

      That’s animal cruelty. If you don’t want to toss it, just eat it like any proper predator would

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        2 days ago

        The stuff those things eat, they’re surely toxic as fuck. Plus, they’re parasites, animal cruelty shouldn’t apply to them. Exterminate them with extreme prejudice. Also, they’re birds. Should’ve gone extinct 65 million years ago with the rest of their ilk.