Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 days agoAnon thinks about wheatsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1316arrow-down120file-text
arrow-up1296arrow-down1imageAnon thinks about wheatsh.itjust.worksSine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square58fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·2 days agoWheat is just fancy grass. People learned how to process wheat before they learned how to wipe their asses with a communal sponge on a stick. Wheat calories are what unlocked the big brain thinking that first said, “Guys, let’s put just ONE sponge on a stick. And share it!”
minus-squareprotist@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoRice is just fancy grass, too. So are oats, barley, and rye. All fancy grass
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoCorn is the fanciest grass
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoMy bamboo fields disagree.
minus-squaremmmac@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoBamboo is just world dominating grass tbh
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoExactly. Not crazy that ancient humans would see them and smash the seeds up and eat.
Wheat is just fancy grass. People learned how to process wheat before they learned how to wipe their asses with a communal sponge on a stick.
Wheat calories are what unlocked the big brain thinking that first said, “Guys, let’s put just ONE sponge on a stick. And share it!”
Rice is just fancy grass, too. So are oats, barley, and rye. All fancy grass
Corn is the fanciest grass
My bamboo fields disagree.
Bamboo is just world dominating grass tbh
Exactly. Not crazy that ancient humans would see them and smash the seeds up and eat.