Danish newspaper asked if a directive allowing troops to engage invading forces without a specific order from 1952 is still in effect, government spokesman person says yes.

That was some seriously impressive clickbait

Make sure you double tap. We don’t send our intelligent yokels to the frontlines so assume a head shot won’t be totally effective. Plus we’re mostly fat asses so it takes a bit to get the bullets to hit organs.

Just put up pictures of exposed breasts everywhere around the country, it’s like cryptonite for Americans from what I know from big US websites.

Shoot first, shoot second, shoot later, and then shoot some more.

Where my sickos at