I saw a video recently talking about how generally people living in the country ignore weird noises in the woods, and it reminded me of some of the weird noises i’ve heard from the woods near my house.
i want to know your scariest stories about stuff like that because I can’t sleep anyway so I may as well have a reason. it can be real experiences or more urban legend type stories, I just can’t find enough good scary stuff because the internet sucks now.
Was camping in Killarney Provincial Park with friends in uni. Woke up to hear noises in bush. Girlfriend got scared and I hushed her so I could hear what might be going on outside.
Lots of noise. Grunting. Brush moving, dirt being kicked around. Finally something hits our tent. Girlfriend screams.
It’s Dave. Drunk as fuck and can’t find designated shitter so after pissing in bushes, then pacing around deciding how to deal with stage 4 dook, decides to wake me for light and directions to shitter.
We all have a good laugh.
Wake up hour later, same thing. Fuckoff Dave. Dave? No. Blackbears.