Here we go…but not on a Boeing. In fact fuck flying, I rather drive while a rugby player brushes my balls with a rusty stainless wire brush dipped in lemons juice. Tanks you can keep your shitty planes.
For what it’s worth, you wouldn’t be on one of these anyway. I don’t believe the MD-11 operates as a passenger plane these days. It’s useful for freight companies who don’t care quite as much about fuel efficiency, but for passenger airlines there are far better options.
Also this is a McDonnell-Douglas fuckup, one Boeing did warn the operators about.
It doesn’t and there were only like 12 or so in service, all freight
Ah okay! But still no thanks to flying. I got better things to do to myself than subject me to uncontrollable situations specially with TSA. Soon we’ll have to get fully naked and fly fully naked “to be safe”.

