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minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 year agoThen they’ll be unfunctionally immortal.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoThey will be aerodynamically immortal.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoThen they will be comfortably immortal.
minus-squareshawnofthedead_@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoWhat if they are fans of Evanescence?
minus-squareNoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·1 year agoThis is what I mean by functionally.
What if they get eated
Then they’ll be unfunctionally immortal.
What if they get yeeted?
They will be aerodynamically immortal.
What if they get seated?
Then they will be comfortably immortal.
What if they are fans of Evanescence?
Then they’re My Immortal.
This is what I mean by functionally.