Contents of said letter from daily beast: https://archive.is/YFBK3#selection-773.0-779.748

“Dear Jonas,” the president wrote to Norway’s prime minister, Jonas Gahr Støre. “Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a ‘right of ownership’ anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT.”

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    • rapist => eroupe “we can work with that”
    • failed attempt at attacking the capital after losing election => eroupe “nothing to see here”
    • killing children in Gaza => eroupe “here will help with bombing them as well”
    • Illegal bombing of Iran => eroupe “Good things are coming to you Persians”
    • Attack, kidnap and human traffic US citizen => eroupe “will look the other way and will buy these monitoring AI tools”
    • Will take Greenland => eroupe “pikachu face”
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      What’s up with some people expecting everyone but Americans to fix America’s shit?

      Everything on your list is an American export besides Greenland.

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      What is eroupe? Do you mean Europe?

      Bullet points dont mean shit if you cant spell.

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        The best part is that since it’s never capitalized either, it seems like they copied it so they wouldn’t have to remember how to do it right thereafter, thereby locking in the error.