• SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    At this point it might be tactical advantageous to feed this moron misinformation to fuck with foreign counter intelligence.

    "Yes, Mr. President, we actually used a brand-new secret ray gun that incapacitates our enemies by giving them instant massive orgasms, they all loved it.

    And remember, this is a top secret weapon, so you can’t tell the media about it. "

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    10 hours ago

    The Discombobulator. I’m not allowed to talk about it

    Then why do you fucking do? He’s so dense, I can’t even

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    2 days ago

    “The Discombobulator” then was aimed directly at Maduro’s defenders.

    “At one point, they launched something; I don’t know how to describe it. It was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside,” the witness said.

    Uh, this sounds a lot like what people who were afflicted with Havana Syndrome reported experiencing. If this is a US weapon, then that explains why the government is refusing to acknowledge it.