5·1 day ago- You’re on a plane, minding your own business.
- A drunk with a gun demands that the plane be flown to Mar-a-Lago, or he will kill everyone on the plane. He’s well armed and insults some of the fellow passengers for saying negative things about Trump.
- After a while, a fellow passenger political centrist whacks him while he’s not looking. The gun flies out of his hand, and discharges, but there is little injury and damage.
- Others tackle and hold him. He’s arrested and charged. Trump pardons him.
- He wants to be taken off the now-fly-list (or lists if it’s up to private airline companies). He says that he has since given up on guns and drinking alcohol, and promises not to do it again. (He might also have said “MTG has some good criticisms of Trump.”)