• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    I’ve just got the bucket going at the moment, but if you think sticking them on will get me out of legal trouble then I’ll get to gluing them to myself. Gonna be a long day.

    • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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      4 hours ago

      IDK, IANAL and all that, but super gluing severed penises onto your body at random places may go a long way in arguing insanity.