I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
Bob and Doug are building a fence. Bob is throwing about half the nails into a garbage can. After seeing this going on for a while, Doug asks “Why are you throwing nail in the trash?” Bob says “The heads are on the wrong end” Doug can’t believe what he just heard and says “You dummy, use those nails on the other side of the fence!”