I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.

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    8 hours ago

    And a pirate’s least favorite letter?

    “Dear sir or ma’am, We are writing you to inform you of your third copyright strike violation…”