Homeassistant and homebridge solved that for me years ago.
Worked great except for you know whole slavery business
I feel like a slave every day at work. People basically treat me like alexa.
Alexa, massage me! Focus on my neck & shoulders & back but also massage my whole body in 60 minutes.
worry not. there are still slaves behind alexa.
Amazon Mechanical Turk be like
🔥🔥🔥🔥
You win some you lose some /s
Good old roman supremacy
I’d rather just turn the fan speed manually without getting my data stolen and choose what to play myself from local mp3 files and not be tracked what music I listen to.
It’s still a bit behind on voice control, but home assistant can deal with both. Without all the spying.
It’s still “Wonderwall”, but I own it!
2026, when slaves have slaves at home.
Except it’s actually a telescreen
And you pay them.
“Siri, play John Lennon’s Imagine.”
“Now playing John Wayne in a Mansion.”
I feel like the rich people in today’s society can still get the same - and better - service than the Roman elite. The problem isn’t technology, it’s wealth inequity.
If you’ve ever used a HomePod, it’s clear that Tim Cook doesn’t use HomePods. As an example.
Play “and justice for all”
Lol lame
Playing “wonderwall”
it may be lame to you but it’s the only album bass players can listen to and feel like they’re on a break.
Romanes eunt domus!
Some people called Romans, they go the house?!
Just be born rich, easy
