For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
I’ll go a step further.
I regularly use
comma’scommas where they don’t belong, just to reflect my speech patterns IRL.And, apparently, apostrophes too.