File system developers would like a word

Wait until she hears who wrote all those Christmas songs that don’t mention Jesus but are instead about snow and stuff.

Corporate-provided AI “counselling” for stressed employees is the soothing pastoral scenes painted on the walls of the abattoir.

Apparently, for a time, it was the done thing for fashionable ladies to drink vinegar to give themselves that lustrous consumptive pallor.

Were houses by the seaside less packed with toxic substances?

That’s this cursed timeline’s equivalent of Mitsubishi MDMA pills

Well, I did Nazi that coming

IIRC, Sony paid Disney a small royalty for every MemoryStick with MagicGate DRM capabilities sold, because Disney owns the trademark on the word “Magic” in the context of entertainment media.

A pizza you can make in a toaster oven

If only we could have an all-powerful, wise and virtuous Platonic philosopher-king to righteously wield absolute power, without the likelihood of them turning bad, or being succeeded by a bad emperor. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work that way, hence democracy, separation of powers and numerous checks and balances that make things wastefully inefficient, because the alternative is worse.

Apparently the leaves ferment in koalas’ stomachs, with the result that koalas spend their entire lives drunk.

At least we won’t have survivor’s guilt

Well, sure, Billy-Joe here will be operating the nanolithography machine in no time. I mean, it’s no different from tuning a V8 engine, right?

America just got its Horst Wessel.

They could have kept the acronym and called it the Department of Dominance

And just like that, all the apes, funged.

Also, Tcl (a cute little scripting language from the 90s, best known for giving the world the Tk UI toolkit; it was somewhat Lispy, only under the hood, worked like sh, where everything was a string).

Attempts to domesticate small wildcats other than F. cattus have failed: being both territorial predators and prey, they tend to be aggressively paranoid creatures. Having said that, who’s to say this wouldn’t be the second successfully domesticated felid species?

they should hand these out a day after the I Voted stickers

I wonder if they’re a chimera (i.e. started out as two embryos which fused, and has different genes depending on where you look).