Or make the whole thing out of whatever the black box recorder is made of. Problem solved!

It’s always the ones you most suspect

How does one even get 10,000 global variables in a piece of code? Did they write it by beating their heads against the keyboard until it compiled or something?

Just mention Jesus in your answer and you’ll be fine

Everybody wants to punch Zuck, but sometimes the best you can hope for is an effigy

Gladiatorial Football

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On the other hand, a few well-connected people would miss out on sizeable profits, so who’s to say which option is better?

She’s West London entertainment royalty. She just affects a mockney (and occasionally dodgy Jamaican) accent to be more “street”, innit.

Some of those times, he probably ingested enough ergot alkaloids to see God.

Nobody else manages to be simultaneously posh and trashy quite like Lily Allen.

No house, only slop

Monotype in 2025 are private-equity ghouls, right?

H&M once had organic-cotton underwear they described with the brand “conscious”. Presumably they were referring to the customer’s ecological consciousness in buying them, and were oblivious to the philosophical horror they had unleashed.

It’ll be longer. AI will be there to accelerate the cadence, turning “knowledge workers” from artisans who have the relative luxury of solving problems autonomously at their workstations intro assembly-line labour who hurriedly sling prompts and patch up botshit.

It’ll be interesting when historians of the far future debate 20th-/early-21st-century America. The Manhattan/Apollo programmes/the development of most of computer technology/the freakin’ iPhone for Christ’s sake vs. premodern levels of religiosity/superstition/magical thinking.

Visionary Genius Elon Musk in incompetence shocker

Neurodivergent cats would be allistic

In Sweden, Donald Duck is named Kalle and Garfield is named Gustaf, so pretty much everyone gets renamed.