Do they make human-sized ones?

That’s my emotional support floating skull of doom.

The writers need to get some new material. They’re starting to repeat themselves.

Maybe next year he can get the Nobel substitute the CCP created a few years ago.

The alternative is having an exemption for religious texts. If the Bible was judged by the standards of secular literature, it would not be made available to children.

That’s why you should carry a pouch of cat treats at all times

My initial reaction to seeing his photo was “that’s a convicted sex offender, isn’t it?”

That’s a cyrillic number plate from somewhere in the former USSR, right?

I’ll just wait for the bus to 127.0.0.1

Ah yes, Elon Musk, who’s famed for the quality of his tunnels

According to Swift, eras just became personalised, and rather than everyone entering a new one every ten years, you enter one after a breakup when you change your hairstyle.

Is she sadistic enough to hold her own against the big beasts of the party, though? She may be a toxic narcissist, but this is the big league and the performative puppy-killers and AR15 family photo people couldn’t eat her for lunch if she doesn’t bring her game.

You know for a fact that the Trump Lady Liberty will look a lot sexier than the old one. She’ll look like a possibly trafficked Eastern European “fashion model” and leave little to the imagination. Which will trigger some liberals and radical leftists, but Trump’s fine with that.

Grandmaster Flash, “The Message” (though that’s more about keeping your head just about above water)

“Transported to a surreal landscape, a teenage girl kills a bystander and teams up with three strangers to kill again” – apparently a TV guide review

It’s the Weekend At Bernie’s Presidency.

My First Nightmare Fuel

Thanks; that worked

I literally couldn’t read the article, as it kept reloading the page every few seconds, jumping out of reader view and to its fundraising banner. I’m guessing that’s some kind of copy protection against people not looking at ads or something. In any case, it worked.

The informational placards put out when the ship is open to visitors identify Wessel as being of “the German Socialist party”, so I’m not sure how well the crew are informed.