The problem is that GPS signals are weak, and generally need a line of sight to the sky. Phones don’t rely on GPS alone, but also get location data by triangulating base stations and/or querying databases of WiFi SSIDs over the internet. And AirTags don’t contain either a GPS receiver or an internet connection: they’re just simple, low-power Bluetooth beacons which send an encrypted ID to any nearby iPhones, which add their locations and forward it to Apple.

Basically, all the smarts are in Apple’s infrastructure (including the numerous privately-owned devices running Apple’s location services). Replicating this without a network of roving receivers is a nonstarter.

Elon Musk: “I only date models”

She’s in her ancestral environment, or at least a good approximation of it.

Because that’s his nature, presumably

No, he hopes that she divorces him so that he can marry Leatherpants Fashmilf.

Looks more like an Adonis to me

A rare orange void

“takes a massive hit of ketamine and says”

Find the guy who genetically engineered algae to secrete THC and get him to repeat that for caffeine and theobromine.

They’ll remember this and, from now on, be a little less trusting

Given the condition cats’ coats stay in, there are probably enzymes in cat saliva that evolved to have conditioning qualities. So a shampoo made with cat saliva is not entirely implausible.

Based.

“Would Madam care for the salmon?” — me to my cat

Crime has gentrified. Now a greater proportion of it happens in the Whitehouse.

“We don’t bite our friends”

Launching orphans into the sun sounds like a massive expenditure of energy for limited reward. Surely there must be more profitable ways of dealing with them?

Another thing we have Thatcher to thank for.

If she accessed Instagram from the same home network (and IP address) as her main phone, the zuckerbots inferred that the two users were probably in the same household and knew each other/had similar interests.

You can have those in the fediverse on Pixelfed and Mastodon. The problem is that then the people you can follow are only middle-aged Linux/Star Trek nerds and the occasional organic farmer.

lol