This is plainly insane.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has decreed to me that VPN use is totally cool and his worshipers should feel ok using them. 🍝

The common clay of the new west

This hits like a cyberpunk dystopia

Any kind of surge pricing by for profit companies providing basic needs should be illegal full stop

Fixed that for you

When your cat is so big chonk you immortalize with sculpture so future generations will understand “Oh Lawd He Comin’!”.

Also expect some stringing, a little bit during printing is ok. Use a heat gun if you have one, or a blow dryer can work well as a replacement. The heat causes the thin strings to contact and they practically disappear as you watch. It’s pretty fun to do, and satisfying.

So they found 4chan?

Can you imagine that workplace environment though?

"Hey boss, I’m leaving for that 2 weeks paid training on how to catfish a bird my height and get it pregnant with a syringe. "

“Don’t forget receipts for accounting.”

This is such a wacky world, I love it.

1. makes the most sense to me, because I anthropomorphize things alot.
2. would make the most sense to a scientist. (Can’t recall the name for a spider specialist)
3. would make the most sense if the spider was also a rapper and/or part of an inner city gang

I always head-canon that the transporter pad auto adds .02mm to the Z-Axis of anything that beams in. Just far enough enough that a person won’t really feel it, and objects don’t rattle or tip from the tiny drop, but not too far so it’s not as jarring. Of course a good transport operator can override this, to make an even “smoother” landing. If the tech can reassemble molecules, then why not have an accuracy of microns rather then millimeters? No chance of interphasing matter, if it never overlaps.

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I mean with enough lube I suppose anything is possible

Watching me while I’m browsing the net?

Well it took some time, but technically

Edit: User is 3 minutes older then this post, which is also the only post they ever made. Happy birthday bot.

Yes but the kid said specifically they wanted to be a cow boy, and the father respects that.

“B is for Buy-n-Large, your very best friend.”