Poor guy just volunteered his guys for more duties. Should have kept it a secret and enjoyed the spare time off.

It is because I’m taller than he was, and it’s absolutely perfect for me.

1845. And I live in the third brick structure built in the country and my house was built in 1857. Good chance Abraham Lincoln has been in my house.

100% the correct answer.

I’ve never seen them be out of pocket, just everywhere.

Flying squid

For all you sodastream people - I want you to know you are supporting genocide.

My favorite to use: “not gonna lie to you.”

Isn’t it the most recent major color?

Literally never in my life

Thanks! That was fun.

I worked for lumber liquidators, and their point of sale software seemed to be surplus navy because if you dug deep enough you could order nuclear sub parts.