The Snark Urge

Forgot “fly in the armed forces”

Snack of Theseus

Shitting in a garden is good for the plants… Maybe this is like that?

I just hope the young orcas are doing it ironically.

Grandpa orca trying to amuse a baby

This guy is really annoying when you first fight him

That’s pretty fun. Good luck!

I assume you’ve been reading about other people’s work on this?

https://www.diyphotography.net/3d-printing-lenses-is-now-a-thing-and-you-can-make-them-yourself/

Serious people are snide to strangers on the internet? Feel free to be better than me, but at least do it right.

I mean no

But you don’t seem fun to talk to so it’s not really worth getting into

I mean there’s a point in there somewhere but you can kinda tell they wrote this in the throes of a meltdown

He’s the “most beautiful angel”, not “the best taste in music angel”

What is this Star Trek incantation shit

This is gonna sound silly but I use my instant pot as a bain marie with the warm function or as an air fryer, depending on the dish. My lunches are in tupperware and I just leave them to warm around 10 am, or I throw on the oven lid and roast it up.

Pretty much the only thing I think I’d use a microwave for is to reheat old coffee. Instead I just make it new.

Same. Haven’t had one for over 3 years now and I’m not sure I’m missing anything good. I make popcorn in a stock pot with ghee, powdered salt, and a little turmeric for color. Sometimes a little nutritional yeast or jalapeno powder. My popcorn game has never been better.

I’ll say something: Michael Schur is a legend, and he’s in top form throughout this show. His blend of wry wit and genuine warmth would be incredibly comforting for a lockdown binge.

In no order:

The Forbidden Zone (1980)

Psycho Goreman (2021)

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)

Blade (1998)

Ernest & Celestine (2012)

Patrick Stewart’s PBS production of Macbeth from 2010

MFKZ (2017)

I’m probably never going to like fluff pieces or opinion-based news so let’s just leave it at that. Hope you’re right.

None of us have our hearts in our work these days, but I’d be fired for this level of faking it

The resistance:

watching them whine