40 dollars? That’s all? I’m salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I’m logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
Just pick up a shift at work.
am I already scheduled for a shift? I make that hourly.
Start suckin and fuckin 🫡
Go to a cash dispenser
Can you grab some for me, too, while you’re there?
Donating plasma only takes about an hour
I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.
Before or after tax?
So $13.33/h?
That’s less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it
Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won’t have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.
make $40
Doesn’t say you have to acquire it personally.
what about “make” as in “create”
everyone’s family explodes in this thread
Break out the crayons.
I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.
This is the winner in my book
Damn that sucks, all y’all unemployed?
I open my laptop and answer about six emails.
You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?
damn that’s like a full day for me.
Y’all are answering emails?!
Bruh I answer faxes and letters, and I actually prefer that.
That usually a month for me. I don’t respond unless it’s something important.
Practise harder!
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Needless to say I’m not too fond of my family…
Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.
Sit on my ass. Maybe play a video game.
Fuckers.
How you were moving in your loving family
“loving family”
Oh honey…
But step bro…
I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.
You guys are getting paid?
Hell of an hourly rate, unless you’re wildly attentive.