

What they think these tip lines will give: “My professor is dangerously woke, he used someone’s pronouns today and is clearly some kind of terrorist”
What they’ll actually get: about 1000 variations of “This course is too hard; I shouldn’t have to attend the classes to pass”
Source: I teach at a university and we get a few if these every year; “ghosts” who think that paying a fee magically entitles them to a passing grade regardless of the quality of work they submit.










You would also get the best job title ever: “Chief Codebase Unfucker”