I read that as “weirdest holiday” and was going to say National Talk Like a Pirate Day - anyway sorry for the interruption, please carry on.

Careful, men - those guys are packing!

Dad said we’re getting a sourcebox!

Soon we will rule the Tri-State Area!!!

You can pretend a meme makes you right, or you could switch from dick to cock and from Karen to any other word that isn’t 2 million people’s first name.

So will these drones be paid for by a gun sales tax or will they just cut more social services?

When Trump isn’t seen in public for days I don’t bother wondering why, it’s just a welcome break from him getting attention.

woob woob woob… why I oughta…

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

IF THEN MAYBE...

I’m also gonna stand up right now and storm out without touching my dinner.

Rick, could you stop by my office when you get a sec?

/wrings hands, mutters “bwaa-ha-haaa”

The People’s Front of Judea vs the Judean People’s Front

just annoyance

He told the paramedics that’s where he keeps his insurance card.

Every species started out as an invasive species.

Absolutely. It’s Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. But you didn’t hear it from me.

When they can do transparent aluminum, I’m in!

edit: yes I know there’s a ceramic material called ALON, which the manufacturer calls transparent aluminum because it contains aluminum oxynitride, but I don’t think that’s what Scotty meant. ALON is about 30-35% aluminum, same as the amount of lead in leaded crystal glass, which isn’t “transparent lead”.

“It’s a corned beef sky… alright, is it some other guy…” - The Cars, Bye Bye Love

just fyi - the US national debt is $36 trillion. That’s about $110 million per American. So hey folks, what say we all chip in and get that thing paid off!

But wait, we could just make the billionaires pay it! Sorry no, the combined net worth of all 900-ish billionaires in America is less than $7 trillion. That’s how deep in debt this country is.