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You should probably switch Zoidberg with Dr. Pepper.
No Doc Holliday?
Ah, the late, great Hannibal Lecter.
The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.
Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don’t have my doctorate in memeology yet.
I think Dr. Honeydew needs to be a little bit lower. Something about him just seems… Dangerous.
Dr. Evil didn’t spend 6 years in evil fricking medical school to be put in no professional training
Trying to figure out where Dr Doom would fit. Supposedly he does have a doctorate but it came from Latveria so could be a bit… biased
DOOM has no need for your silly meme graphs!
No Dr. House?
And Oz should be right on top of the Run For Your Life because he’s not fictional and should know better.
Doctor House would be top right but partly because you wouldn’t need to run very far.
That depends on what drugs he’s on
Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil have done far more harm than Dr. Pepper could ever aspire to.
House is basically overlapping McCoy
Where is House MD?
There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.
Bruh… that’s literally what doctoring is now. Got the hurt? Pain pills. Got the sad? SSRIs. Got two, three, four sets of titties? Ozempic!
Dr Phil is also no longer legally a doctor.
Having The Doctor at the top is a little strange, because hanging with the doctor could very well mean your death, but it will be worth it.
And does he actually have no formal training? You’d think at some stretch of his life he actually became accredited somewhere. Possible on multiple planets.
It’s a tad out of date, but the Second Doctor claims he received a medical degree after studying under Joseph Lister in 1888.
I would put him the same level as an abusive husband he will probably protect you with his life but you will suffer every moment you are with him and he will eventually be the cause of your death.
Yes but your death will also result in The Doctor saving a highly populated and benevolent spaceship/city/country/civilisation/planet/solar system/multi system commonwealth/galactic empire/inter galactic multi reality or indeed the whole Universe both multiversal and singular.
Or your death will result in The Doctor defeating a malevolent spaceship/city/country/civilisation/planet/solar system/multi system commonwealth/galactic empire/inter galactic multi reality or indeed the whole Universe both multiversal and singular.
So worth it really.
How in the heckin’ is JD below a dwarf, a mad scientist tinkerer, and a random catchy band?
He is a caring, trained, and competent doctor who will put his pride and personal life aside to help a patient.
Given the same medical technology I would place JD the highest and furthest right.
Not just because I like the character but because he truly does give a shit about his patients.
At some points he’s arguably the best diagnostician at Sacred Heard.
He arrived late to thank his trashmen, ended up letting a patient die.
He wasn’t to blame, though he easily could’ve been. That was death was the radiologist’s fault though, IIRC.
He’s too easily distracted by seeing Tirk.
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I wasn’t really sure on how he spelled it. I didn’t want to associate him with The Shinra.
NPH making the list TWICE!? Truly we live in the best timeline.
But what about Doctor Detroit, then? And Doctor Strangelove?
Dr. Robotnik is more trustworthy than Phil tbh, but I suppose context matters.
He’ll amputate your limbs but replace them with fairly functional robot parts?
Phil is less likely to outright kill you himself.
No but he would try to scam and gaslight me or exploit me in some other manner. If the setting is a regular checkup I’ll trust Robotnik more. Ah, but the chart explicitly says trusting life with and not livelihood so I guess you’ve got me there.
