amazing!

The ole private equity bustout. Just like red lobster 👌

Picard: Didn’t you have a son?

Worf: Do not worry sir, he is attending Klingon honor camp to learn discipline and respect. He is fine, please stop asking about him.

I love to imagine that meeting

Come with me if you want to live suffer

Just attribute the minor differences to the temporal cold war 👌

Those are the same actors reprising their same roles? Wow, I had no idea.

I guess the Netflix MSTK was an atari situation : just rehypothecate an old brand we happen to own. I’m not sure exactly what happened there but the result is I rarely see praise for it.

That being said, I really liked it. Barbershop quartet in season 2 is a particularly great highpoint of the series.

Unpopular opinion: Maybe the narrative metaphor of the space station is the dash od salt that enhances the flavor of the voiceovers and that’s why I didn’t get into rifftrax 🤷‍♀️

goofy hairstyles

Look how they massacred my boy Londo.

First real character I remember in sci-fi. He’s a highfalutin blowhard from a noble house, who’s fucking broke and has to lose two of his wives.

Then he picks the one that treats him the worst because she lies the least.

Then he goes on to sell his soul to make his planet great again which of course if goes all monkey paw on him.

The dude is a walking pile of contradictions. There’s nobody like him in star trek sadly.

Daddy needs to get his rocks off

– Shran Funke after getting infected by a silicon-based lifeform.

Option 2 was known even at the time and appears as a joke in the dilbert cartoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ig6eA24jo

This is a clip of dilbert waking to a 7-of-9 alarm clock which proceeds to roast him.

Sorry not sorry 🖖

Perhaps you’re right, Captain. Perhaps I’m insensitive to the bond between you and your subservient quadruped.

I love it when Phlox tells Archer how it is.

I love seeing Picards priorities on full display.

Picard walking Beverly to beam down to her lover:

You go girl!

Picard receiving Beverly’s resignation:

Umm nobody leaves me. Data, find me everything you can on Ronin.

For Archer I can also imagine:

Rod Stewart’s “Faith of the Heart”

Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping”

Katy Perry’s “Roar”

For Janeway the only song that comes to mind is Rage’s “Killing in the Name of” because fuck you she won’t do what you tell her.

My brutal but fair take:

I feel the bigwigs for Star Trek would sacrifice us all, in a heartbeat, for their own Grogu to get the kiddos buying merch.