Throughout several episodes in the first two seasons of Enterprise, the Suliban draw Captain Archer into the Temporal Cold War. That sounds cool, but the execution of the Suilban falls flat, starting with their design. They look like they’re covered in cheap green foam, giving them an unsettling texture that reads cheaper than even the aliens of the original series.

Look how they massacred my boy

At least the Suliban villain, Silik, was pretty cool. Sometimes an enemy, sometimes a friend, always throwing shade 👌

When Monday-me tries to remember what Friday-me did

TIL there is an action figga just for mutated Tom Paris.

I stared at this so long I was late for my meeting

lol I’m dying 🤣😆, thank you

I’ve begun singing it at the start of every trek intro