Mushroom, pepperoni, green peppers, onions and jalapeño.

He should rename the moon america.

That’s why you can disable the windows from the drivers side.

I call it the fart switch.

Offer blowjobs without asking anything in return.

She hit that “first and foremost” part especially hard while speaking. Really leaned her ovaries into it.

This is incredibly sexist.

https://www.smells-like-home.com/2017/05/potato-burger-buns/

Weight conversions

28 g butter

351 g flour

14 g sugar

7 g salt

7 g instant yeast

227 g riced potatoes

60 g potato water

1 egg

I’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.

How the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?

She’s so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.

Oh man I always loved scene girls and when you’re done with them you just leave a razor out and they take care of themselves!

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/lemmy-deep-lighthouse/

It’s not organic.

That looks amazing.

I can’t wait to vote for Gavin Newsom as president.

I bet absolutely no AI was used in this.