He represents half the country.

Unsweet iced tea

Business as usual then

Could it be DNS?

Different place or different girlfriend

Omg

Trump had sex with Bill Clinton you say?

First, can you sign this form for my unemployment job search? Thanks bye.

FLOOR IT!

Use the pihole to block facebook

Kids get a free cookie, I don’t see why not.

If you dont like it go back to your brain rot feed

Excuse me? Sixty MILLIMETERS!!!

Woke fuckin metric bullshit in my military???

Theres a game of chicken going on. Try to hold out until the illegal tariffs are refunded so you dont lose customers.

Slammed your mom

Who turns off the computer?

They failed to locate any functioning brain tissue

For fucks sake in 2002 I and all the other FFA kids went to school with knives and/or multitools clipped to our belts.

We discovered that the toilets were too small for your mom, we need another $20m for custom gold your mom size giant toilets