I thought you said that there were no Jeffrey Epstein files, Mr Presidon’t. Which is it?
The very same file that according to him checks notes doesn’t exist?
Wait, the Epstein list that definitely doesn’t exist may have his name planted on it?
The goalposts have left the fucking stadium.
The goal posts have long since achieved escape velocity. At the beginning of this stage of the Epstein scandal, the goal posts were in stable low earth orbit. They are now at the L1 Lagrange point between the earth and moon.
Those goal posts move faster than Trump at a child beauty pageants change room.
Hi-oooooooo!
I bet he takes his time
Implying there are still goal posts
Also, the Epstein list that definitely doesn’t exist and may have had his name planted on it also says that Bill Clinton visited the island 28 times, and you can trust that number because he read it on the list which doesn’t exist and if it does exist you can’t trust what it says.
I never went to the island, and Bill Clinton went there supposedly 28 times
Oh, I remember the time when we still had goal posts to move around.
My brain hurts!
yea, by Epstien.
That didn’t happen.
“The files don’t exist.”And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
“It’s just full of Democrats.”And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
“Old news, move on already.”And if it is, that’s not my fault.
“Somebody planted my name in it.”And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
???And if I did, you deserved it.
???That last one is going to be a doozey.
And if i did, it was in my official capacity as president, so I’m allowed to do it.
We already know how the last one is gonna go. “If they didn’t want to get raped they shouldn’t be dressing so suggestively”
Re last one … they wanted to be models and make money, and Epstein made it happen… so they deserved being abused?
“I thought the kids were all in college” or “I thought they were dolls”
Maybe instead of thirty dolls, this year Donald only gets two, but they cost a bit more.
Oooh, Oooh! Let me guess the last two!
Umm, something along the lines of “it was locker room talk.” As in, “any guy in my position would have done the same.”
And for the last one… “They were asking for it!” Like they don’t think of the children as children, think of them as non-humans who were begging to be-
Ugh, this bit is too gross to continue.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
???I tripped and my egg-shaped penis accidentally went into her vagina. 137 times.
Because he fucked children.
Raped. The sitting President of the United States is a child rapist.
I just fucked some child and then, believe it or not, i was suddenly on the list. I barely even knew that Jeffrey guy
Probably some democrat planted trump’s penis inside that child.
Sorry, I meant those children
The files are real, I’ve got them on my desk
My enemies are named in the files.
I’m not going to release the files for people to see the context.
Nobody cares anyway we won’t talk about it.
Ok everyone cares about it but the list doesn’t actually exist
Okay it exists but all instances that mention me are fake <-- you are here
In the words of Mr. miyagi " lie become truth only if people want to believe it"
I hate living in a post-truth society.
Next Up:
“We don’t need to publish the files because Ghislaine testified the names of all the people I don’t like.”
Oh… the cat’s eaten it
Has he.
“planted” by “fact checkers”
The fucking Biden crackheads of course! With the help of Muslim Obamas Kenyan relatives. Lock em up!
A ha, he knows his name is in there and is trying to cover his tracks
They don’t exist.
Okay they exist, but I’m not in them.
√Okay I’m in them but it’s a forgery.
So what if I’m really in them?
Anyone who isn’t in them an enemy of the state.Kettle logic. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_logic
Anyone who believes Trump “Hasn’t been interested” in whether his name is on the list or not…
Anyone who believes lifelong Republican and Trump Collaborator J. Comey can see the future…
Anyone who believes that the Biden administration went through the trouble of doctoring evidence to set up Trump just in case he was elected in the future and pressured to release the files…
Anyone who believes that he hasn’t already decided to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell in exchange for her compiling a list of 100 of Trumps enemies…
Is a fucking idiot, even by MAGAt standards, and that’s already as low of a bar as it’s possible to have.
MAGA still believes MILLIONS of votes for Biden were from migrants bused in from Mexico.
If you took all the busses in the entirety of the USA, and used them at once, you could, at most, be able to transport 800,000 people.
And that’s if all the busses in the US were doing it at once. Something that would certainly be noticed.
MAGA are just dilusional. Unfortunately, nothing based in reality can change that.
That’s really, really stupid, but even that isn’t as dumb as “There is no list, and if there is a list I’m not on it, and if I am on it it’s Biden’s fault, and if there’s proof I’m a pedo it’s a hoax, and I haven’t even thought of pardoning Maxwell, but I totally could, and If I do it’s not because she produced a bogus list that I’m not on but all my enemies are.”
I don’t like Trump and I’m positive there weren’t millions bussed from Mexico to vote. I also don’t like disinformation.
Just looking at school busses, there are approximately 480,000 school busses in the US. Enough to carry 10-30 million people at once, depending on average bus size
I don’t have time to dig deeper, but im sure there are enough city busses in the US to carry a few million more.
Ah. It’s not disinformation. I wasn’t going off figures of public school buses that in no way could be rented. I was going off the amount of busses in service for private operation.
There are approximately 66,180 revenue vehicles available for maximum service in the public transit sector of the United States.
From the transit authority database: https://www.transit.dot.gov/ntd
Which based on your math is enough to carry 800k to 2.4 million at once if used to maximum capacity (and depending on bus size).
I was going to say that those school buses all would have been busy transporting children on election day, but then I remembered that most schools are used as polling places and thus the buses would have been free. However, I am a school bus driver myself and I probably would have remembered being told to drive to Mexico (from Philly!) and pick up a load of migrants.
It’s very clear that he’s on the list and that’s not surprising. What’s surprising is that out of all the people in these bureaus and government, not a single person is standing up and doing anything. It’s unbelievable that there aren’t and people with intrinsic good in them to fucking do something about this.
Last 10 years have really shown us how trash this country is, haven’t they?
Americans aren’t very smart. Americans are pretty weak.
Sad. But true.
Americans invented the propaganda systems which have now eaten their brains. It is currently being trained on the rest of the world.
(They also warned us about those same propaganda systems, but we didn’t care about that.)
Heads up.
I don’t believe that.
He has unfortunately systematically gotten rid of them through his two terms
Well, I’d like to be surprised that POTUS was visiting a rape island, but having observed Trump for nearly a decade it’s entirely predictable that he would do that given the opportunity.
I think you could sort the members and supporters of his regime broadly into 3 categories:
- there’s the MAGA people who are on board because they’re sick of the wokerati telling them what to do. They’re not really “engaged” with the politics. These are the “leopards ate my face” types.
- there’s the apathetic conservatives who are trying not to look too closely, don’t necessarily like Trump, but support conservative policies and aren’t going to oppose him.
- then there’s the active supporters like the FBI agents reviewing the files or republicans voting not to release them. They’re complicit for their own benefit.
I think there’s a fourth category, which is people who are keeping quiet for their own health. If you blew the whistle, how long do you truly believe you’d remain anonymous? Even if you moved to a foreign country right afterwards, how long do you think you’d stay alive? You have a highly narcissistic man in control of one of the most complex and far-reaching systems of surveillance ever built, and that man is HIGHLY invested in keeping his secrets - and failing that, he’s never been above making examples. Don’t forget Trump worked with the Mob, likely the Russian Mafia, and came of age in the tail end of the era where blowing the whistle on the wrong person in NY could very well end with you getting a lead injection from a very Italian man.
It’s just a giant child sex trafficking ring you shouldn’t take politics so seriously
I will take that as confirmation from Donald Trump that his name is on the list.
Pedophile.
It’s also now a hoax
He sure is saying a lot of things that aren’t, “it is patently false that I fuck children.”
That’s because Trump rapes children.
Well you’d think the Justice Department of the United States of America would be interested in- ahAHHAhahahahaha . . . ahhh. . . snif . . ehhhh…
I’m tired, boss.
Yeah, planted by his buddy Jeff after some pleasant correspondance
They do have a lot in common, I’m told
