That was from the hamberders he ate for lunch

That hero is a hero

Imagine working at a big tech company and getting tasked with training a phone sex bot

One time she accidentally stole someone’s cart, which is q straight ticket to hell unfortunately

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Also, about that dance you were promised…

First year in my neighborhood 10 or so years ago they went pretty hard, but the streets were completely packed with cars that were obviously from outside the neighborhood and it seems like everyone stopped the following year

Ah yes, good folks on both sides there

This guy sure knows how to keep a family happy

Maybe I’m just not using it right or maybe the website names were just too generic, i think one was “starcraft battlezone” or something and i just get seemingly random hits searching for it

Society, this is. - Yoda

Wish my old warcraft and starcraft xoom sites were still around so i could laugh at them.

Geordi’s actual dad: "Boy did i get lucky on that one. "

Do stupid shit like the Republicans do, like “oh we are unaffiliated and just like to set up our booths here because of the foot traffic”. They juke and jive our entire justice system with 5 year old tactics but everyone else is scared to look improper.

No, they love to parade around black people who they’ve somehow managed to convince to follow them into Hell. It’s great cover for the horrible things they have planned for black working class communities

No, we investigated them, found wrong doing, and then handed them the country.

Probably more efficient to list the ones who aren’t

They’ll certainly be getting job offers elsewhere in the party. Probably ones that pay better too.

I don’t think even Hell wants him at this point

We’ll just have Elon’s Hitler-aspiring Grok run everything and prioritize flights based on how Jewish the passenger names sound