You ever listen to 1812 overture? Lol

His friends call him spooky dick

These guys were so huge and then fell off the face of the planet

Here, let me just let me quickly perform the equivalent of mental rape to help you forget about that robot pussy

Have some more dyslexia

Millennials losing their minds over this when we used to shout ‘fuck your couch!’ and Rick James, Bitch! all the time, before memes were a thing.

I suppose memes have always been memes, but they were simply auditory before

Howling

My dearest Fossil! Congratulations! Super proud of you dude - that’s not a small feat. My M.Sc. damn near did me in.

I think your admin can appoint you

Things I said before becoming a dad, go.

This isn’t the original.

Reminds me of this NSFW COPY PASTA

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/fA9TjioeYS

Like this?

Outstanding reference

I also got a microscope around this age - now I’m an environmental scientist

Another good one would be an easier STEMmy puzzle. I had one that was a bunch of shapes that had to fit together into its small case. Kinda of Tetris like.

(^^^)

This meme is domestic terrorism apparently

GTFO with that turn the other cheek business. Just ask Jesus how it went lmao.

Step on my toes and I have a sockbat ready to answer