GladOS: “Uh oh, I think this is the part where he kills us.”

Wheatley: “Hello, this is the part where I kill you.”

CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

Then call the cops, then try to find a fire alarm to pull so you can evacuate the venue.

Picard: “You told me you got rid of that thing!”

None of your business, keep swimming.

*spicy emissions

You’re only a woman if you’re currently with child?

EU food safety regulations are a little better than America. A little.

I do. My favorite is Romaine.

I had an Asian fusion variation of that today. A fried chicken filet, prepared just like yours, on a bed of lettuce and white rice.

Star Trek V and his run of Star Trek novels are the original NuTrek.

I think I saw someone else say he would have to pay about $14 billion.

And still be a three-digit billionaire.

Imagine how much social, education, and medical service a $14 billion state windfall would pay for.

Maybe ERH can be a caller on Car Talk with Martok.

The art is so shitty it makes the joke better.

Picardo Montalban.

Benjamin Franklin smirked like that in his photo because he always knew.

Trump watched Eagle Eye and thinks Zuckerberg is going to try to assassinate him with a brass band.

“Chekov, look at this meme… Chekov, look at this cat… Maybe Chekov vants to be left alone.”

Good health is a process.

Good health is processed.