Ah, scrambled porn stations…

…I mean, no.

Blalock has delicious sass.

“Money that can be exchanged for goods and services.”

Also Futurama.

Zapp: “Why is it all blurry?”

Kif: “That’s all the resolution there is.”

“Shut up, Roddenberry!” - Majel, probably.

I have been very successful at ignoring Windows for quite some time.

It was built as the Yorktown, one of the ships disabled by the whale probe, and rechristened after being towed back to Earth Spacedock because the Enterprise was destroyed and because Kirk saved Earth (again).

it’s just a renamed ship how can it be the flag ship?

Data = That one guy who doesn’t drink.

Do you hear it say “Pleasant dreams.” at night?

The first car my dad had when I was born said “Unleaded fuel only” on the gauge.

Both my parent’s cars had cigarette lighters. I burned myself once and never made that mistake again.

The earliest I can remember seeing a gas station price board, it said Regular was 0.75.

I remember Gulf stations.

“Gorsh!”

And 2020 for six years. At the same time.

Ah, checks.

Sometimes a jackal will eat another jackal. Do not pet any jackals.

“How did we ever survive without this?”

“Multiple horses report seeing the same human face in their dreams.”

Because of birth defects and stuff like this, given that we’re all suppose to have two hands, I wonder what the actual ratio of hands to people is.

It must be far less than 2.

Always have spare of everything you use regularly. Don’t shop when you’re out, shop when you have no spare.

Also, have way too much extra water and a portable gas stove for power/gas/water outages.