Lemmy: Bestiverse
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

When Sonic Showers just aren't enough

lemmy.world

message-square
16
fedilink
154

When Sonic Showers just aren't enough

lemmy.world

NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
message-square
16
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • marlowe221@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    4 hours ago

    “The bath must be drawn here”

    Ok, that one got me!

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    15 hours ago

    “Maybe he’s born with it… Maybe he made it so!”

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      13 hours ago

      Maybe he’s borg with it.

  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    14 hours ago

    I have this!

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      14 hours ago

      It’s a thing?!

      • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        14 hours ago

        Yeah, someone gave it to me as a gift once. Might have been from thinkgeek back in the day? I can’t remember.

        • klu9@piefed.social
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 hour ago

          And, uh, did you take it personal?

        • NegativeNull@lemmy.worldOPM
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          12 hours ago

          I didn’t realize it was real!

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    13 hours ago

    Here’s why I don’t own a bar. Every time I got up to bathe I’d feel compelled to announce with bravado, “The line must be drawn here. This smelly, no stinkier!”

    And then I’d march to the shower with conviction… and a tommy gun.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    15 hours ago

    Ngl, earl grey scented soap seems awesome

    • NegativeNull@lemmy.worldOPM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      15 hours ago

      Bergamot scented soap is totally a thing!

      • teft@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        15 hours ago

        Yeah, it’s called gojo:

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    15 hours ago

    “shaddup and take my money!” -Blazin Bev.

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      14 hours ago

      After she used the Earl Grey scented soap, Picard goes down on her for so long there’s been a shift rotation on the bridge crew.

  • Tx8664@startrek.website
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    14 hours ago

    I’ve used this before. It is nice. 2oz bars are pathetic though. Wish they made it in a bigger size.

  • MaggiWuerze@feddit.org
    cake
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    15 hours ago

    I’ll take 5

TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world

tenforward@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !tenforward@lemmy.world

/c/TenForward: Your home-away-from-home for all things Star Trek!

Re-route power to the shields, emit a tachyon pulse through the deflector, and post all the nonsense you want. Within reason of course.

~ 1. No bigotry. This is a Star Trek community. Remember that diversity and coexistence are Star Trek values. Any post/comments that are racist, anti-LGBT, or generally “othering” of a group will result in removal/ban.

~ 2. Keep it civil. Disagreements will happen both on lore and preferences. That’s okay! Just don’t let it make you forget that the person you are talking to is also a person.

~ 3. Use spoiler tags. This applies to any episodes that have dropped within 3 months prior of your posting. After that it’s free game.

~ 4. Keep it Trek related. This one is kind of a gimme but keep as on topic as possible.

~ 5. Keep posts to a limit. We all love Star Trek stuff but 3-4 posts in an hour is plenty enough.

~ 6. Try to not repost. Mistakes happen, we get it! But try to not repost anything from within the past 1-2 months.

~ 7. No General AI Art. Posts of simple AI art do not ‘inspire jamaharon’

~ 8. No Political Upheaval. Political commentary is allowed, but please keep discussions civil. Read here for our community’s expectations.

Fun will now commence.


Sister Communities:

!startrek@lemmy.world

!theorville@lemmy.world

!memes@lemmy.world

!tumblr@lemmy.world

!lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Want your community to be added to the sidebar? Just ask one of our mods!


Creator Resources:

Looking for a Star Trek screencap? (TrekCore)

Looking for the right Star Trek typeface/font for your meme? (Thank you @kellyaster for putting this together!)


Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 915 users / day
  • 2.52K users / week
  • 5.19K users / month
  • 11K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 5.41K subscribers
  • 2.87K Posts
  • 33.2K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • NegativeNull@lemmy.world
  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org