Would you take a check?

You give me sand, I use the pad. -Cat

Just print the damn thing!

Why so fabulous?

I shoulda held on longer.

The media trying to rage bait the entire time was embarrassing.

https://tips.fbi.gov/

https://youtu.be/7YNi11261So

RUE DIES MF (Hunger Games was popular at the time)

1/10 dentists disagree with this guy.

It’s a red arrow.

The boops and the beeps.

You can cash it tomorrow.

You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero.

Asmon’s alt account?

Change in purchasing power of money over time. Practically imperceptible in real time to the naked eye. The higher the rate, the sooner you’ll notice the change.

Beach the witch! -Underwater Citizens (probably)

The name’s Bob… Shishka Bob

When life gives you lemons, take credit.

That Hors d’oeuvre Over There