Op said that.

palm-sized device that represents access to what is essentially the complete compiled knowledge of humanity

See?

Don’t do it. Just don’t. There’s too much spam and ads out there already.

No kink shaming!

Touché.

It has a limes from the left… and limes from the right…

Is that the Tootsie Roll Theorem?

Michael Gambon took over for Richard Harris, who passed in 2002 after Chamber of Secrets. Michael Gambon did pass, but in 2023, which was long after the book movies.

That reminds me of how Will Smith turned down Neo in The Matrix because he thought Wild Wild West was the safer bet.

That is an amazing visual.

I’m also imagining Ride of the Valkyrie’s playing in the background, which of course is also making me think of Robert Downy Jr. from Tropic Thunder.

~This might not end well for me.~

The one thing I like about streaming music from a service like Spotify is that eventually I will find music I have forgotten about or never knew existed, and it happened organically. Unfortunately , that is a one thing CDs cannot offer.

I think you just made OP’s case about the simplicity of popping a cd in the cd player and being done with it. What you described almost needs a degree to understand. 😂

Ironic, ain’t it?

You’re tight. I was referring to how even sparkling water is bad for you.

Goddamnit. Why is it that everything enjoyable is bad for you? 😡

Thank you!

Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Are jaguar soft?

FTFH.

Pro tip: don’t waste people’s time by forcing them to respond before you ask your question. Be polite and pleasant, AND ask your question at the same time. It saves both them and you a lot of time.

God

That has as much likelihood of existing (and caring) about as much as there being a next (fair) election.

Sure. But also make their existence as miserable and difficult as possible.

Yes, you are right that we all should have been up in arms sooner, but we weren’t. It sucks. And here we are now, fighting the same fight; can we all agree who the real enemy is and focus on that for the moment?

Look, yes. She’s a piece of shit. But she’s not wrong here. And honestly, we need people (even batshit crazy racists) calling out the stupid shit Trump and co are doing.

Do not conflate agreement with acceptance. We need all the help we can get right now. Worry about washing your hands later. Too many good people are dying to stay on that high horse.