Ahem.

Peel it off like a freshly completed 3D print; crackling noises and all.

Not just the men, but the women and children too!

Look, it’s not that we don’t want to see a doctor, we are just looking for ways to optimize the experience. So if we wait long enough we know the doctor will eventually come to see us.

Fixed:

I could have gone at least three more days into the new year without having known about this.

_Goddamnit.

The 12 yo in me is giggling like crazy right now.

We don’t call them fat. They’re BBA: big beautiful atoms. Thicc would suffice too.

the gratuitous lactation porn

That’s a helluva sentence to start 2026 out with. 🎊

Unless you’re a Bradford Pear. 🤮

Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Pakang, Zoom-ping.

microshreweries

That just made this 1000x funnier. Thank you!

There are a lot of popular inventions that were never meant to be. Cocaine used to be used as a local anesthesia. Rogaine was originally created in the 1950s to treat ulcers. Now it’s used for high blood pressure and hair loss.

I have no doubt there are many, many more.

~Slinkies, silly putty, super glue…~

Granted it’s been many years, but even when I had bar yo gay bars this was not a thing. And even if it were, I wouldn’t care. I just don’t want it (or boob cleavage) in the work place.

For the record, I want equality too. But, I don’t want either gender showing off cleavage of any kind at the office.

Thank your lord that isn’t a thing.

Yes, but there are still pedestrians and walls and lampposts and motorcycles on the ground. I would imagine accidents would be far more disastrous and dangerous than in 2D.

~Add in people in convertibles who aren’t wearing safety restraints (or a failure of said restraints) if/when the vehicle does a 180° flip (for any reason).~

At least not until February 2026.

Username checks out. 😂