It really should’ve said “I killed women, and children too”.

Probably because jobs at burger joints were on the rise. 😬

Let’s eat, grandma.

…Bitch.

(with apologies to any philosophers that read this)

Why? They’d probably love a job cooking burgers.

You got the wrong agency. Kash Patel is head of the FBI. The director of the CIA is John Ratcliffe.

I know a guy in a space station, deep in outer space, that can help you with that.

That seems to be a growing trend. Such a shame. 😢

Honestly, some of the best actors are the ones you never recognize between roles.

Read my edit.

Agree to disagree.

Pssst. Pssst.

~Change “do it all over again” to “eat it all over again”. 😉~

Hey there big guy. 😏

The sausage I came here looking for!

Where I’m from, we call it Halloween. Best day of the year!

Pretty sure it’s “AAAHH!”

Coordinate such awards so that they are excessively distant from the last award so that he has to further exhaust himself with travel.

Admittedly that’s bad for the environment, but hear me out: Trump is much worse for the environment,so it’s the lesser of two evils.

~I’m certain Mother Earth would allow an exception in this case.~

If you haven’t already found it, you need to change your global git config (~/.gitconfig):

git config --global init.defaultBranch main

(or whatever you want to call it; e.g. daddy would work too)

For any existing repositories you want to run the following command in the existing repository root (./.git/config):

git config set init.defaultBranch main

Stupid education and accessible healthcare! Ruining it for everyone. _/s

Even a one-in-a-million chance is a chance.

By the look on her face, I’d say curtains fall under safety — his safety.