npm run is not safe! What’s to stop anyone from adding sudo commands to package.json?

No love for Lexx? 😔

It’s all subjective and based on your personal level of interest. From a technical standpoint the time needed is based on how fast your computer can compile everything, how fast you read and understand the instructions, and how much effort you want to put into it.

So yeah, a weekend could be reasonable.

Or they’re bored. I’ve done Linux From Scratch before. It’s fun. It’ll teach you a lot about building and maintaining a distro.

Do it. Take a weekend, and indulge yourself.

It’s almost as if the priest is suggesting that God wants us uneducated to be better subservient to him, and that seeking knowledge is punishable (by death technically).

get your hoodie back

Oh you sweet summer child.

Ahem.

Peel it off like a freshly completed 3D print; crackling noises and all.

Not just the men, but the women and children too!

Look, it’s not that we don’t want to see a doctor, we are just looking for ways to optimize the experience. So if we wait long enough we know the doctor will eventually come to see us.

Fixed:

I could have gone at least three more days into the new year without having known about this.

_Goddamnit.

The 12 yo in me is giggling like crazy right now.

We don’t call them fat. They’re BBA: big beautiful atoms. Thicc would suffice too.

the gratuitous lactation porn

That’s a helluva sentence to start 2026 out with. 🎊

Unless you’re a Bradford Pear. 🤮

Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Pakang, Zoom-ping.

microshreweries

That just made this 1000x funnier. Thank you!

There are a lot of popular inventions that were never meant to be. Cocaine used to be used as a local anesthesia. Rogaine was originally created in the 1950s to treat ulcers. Now it’s used for high blood pressure and hair loss.

I have no doubt there are many, many more.

~Slinkies, silly putty, super glue…~