I volunteer as tribute. ✌️

Whatever you’re on, can I please (please!) have some?

Instead of rescuing Jason Bourne, they blow a hole in the planet. Brilliant!! 🤣

Which one is the sad, pathetic, and hopeless Kirk?

Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

I wonder how that would affect any possible signing bonuses the soldiers got when they signed up. Are they going to have to pay any money back? Are they going to have access to their GI Bill?

The enemy of my enemy or some shit.

TIL I’m an opossum.

Other way around.

Yes.

What if you’re a Mexican moth memer?

@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com must’ve visited me today. I had to let one of their brethren out of my porch. It was as big as the palm of my hand.

You’re obviously not the younger/est child in your family.

Um.

1. Cops and Robbers
2. Cowboys and Indians
3. Cosplayers who LARP as villains (e.g. Storm Troopers, Vader, Palpatine, etc).

This is not a new thing, it’s just adapted to the digital age.

Speak for yourself. It’s both for me.

Yes, blame the consumers yet again when we all know corporations are the biggest climate offenders.

You mean every day?

It’s a team effort really.

YTMND

Can I come? 🥺