There’s your answer fish-bulb.

ShittyMorph called and said “read the room”; also - “get your own shtick”.

I hate to say it, but maybe we should acknowledge the elephant in the room… and ask them how they’d wear it.

Well spotted. Perhaps a very fast last minute edit before posting changing “staff” to “employees”?

Delusional

Oh Jianyu, such wisdom in a soul so brand frickin new.

Oof not sure the 128 packs were even a thing in my day! Just fell down a rabbit hole on how the colours are all different now, as are the names, many of which are puns rather than descriptive (I agree with those that needed an update culturally - eg flesh tone, Indian red etc) just shows you can never go home again.

I just remembered something I haven’t thought about in a lifetime. The giant box of Crayola crayons I had as a kid - had a crappy plastic sharpener built into the box. It would tear the paper and take chunks out of the crayons but still, I used it.

Woo-wah-WaHah!

Easter displays get earlier and earlier every year. I’m sick of this constant stream of commercialised “holiday” occasions!

You can tell cos:

Direct descendent:

Sleeping on the couch with a fur blanket is always a viable option.

Despondent, we collect here,

No fight left in our souls,

We heal through immolation,

Our torture ends in coals.

That’s too bad, I really lichen terrariums.

For Peat’s sake!

It’s like they underwent some kind of MOSS extinction event.

You didn’t get them to the inFERNary in time to save them?

Surely he was far too progressive for them. Although apparently “father I cannot tell a lie” was not actually a quote of his and has been mis-attributed all these years. So Liar: CHECK.