Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!

Impressive, I was sure she was going to hit her head on the ceiling!

I’m American and I knew what it was, so it’s a thing here too.

Aw silly puddy tat

Always makes me misty

Seconding this! I’m in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It’s made a pretty big difference so far!

Cook food that he doesn’t like

“Susie”

Most likely named after Siouxie Sioux.

The arriving beauty queen

Birch beer, followed by Dr. Pepper and the cranberry ginger ale.

Close enough.

I’d assume I were trapped in a warp bubble.

It was 2000 and I was working as a stablehand: mucking out horse stalls, feeding, watering, turning out horses into the paddocks, tacking/untacking/grooming lesson horses from 7 AM to 4 PM six days a week for 5 bucks an hour under the table. January & February were the worst because the water buckets in each stall would freeze solid overnight and I had to bash the ice out of every single one in the morning (the barn didn’t have hot running water to melt it with).

Then I got burnt out and got a job at a video store.

That’s by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.

This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.

They’ve got no right to be so pretty.

Yesterday

Xtra smol plz