Yes, that’s the problem

Watch your l*nguage, my dear

Still even people new to writing have a good intuition about that but formalizing this intuition is a different story

But I’m allergic to almonds and gluten intolerant!

No Klein bottle? Not even a small one?

Please, it’s w*rd, we want to keep this f*mily friendly

Who’s there?

I once heard that monkeys will just go to the typewriter, tipe the same letter a few times and leave. Doesn’t sound like Shakespeare to me

“I was waiting for you”

“Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?”
“Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?”
“Well, the basile withered again.”

Totally a red flag for me

Data

That’s German and means “the toe”

Boy, that’s alot!

Sure? How many? Because I have some atoms at home and need a new knife

Everyone says this house is haunted but I live here for 300 years and never saw a ghost

No smartphone inside, just cotton living in the moment

Wearing your enemies skull on your own head…

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I totally go soon, just one more, … ok this is the last, … it didn’t count, just this one, … oh damn, I’m closed to 20 already, I didn’t wanted to get there but now that I’m here, … at 40 this happens again, right? Let’s check, …