mvilain

Moved to codeberg.org when that Microslop VP took over running github. I have nothing on the platform but my account so I can look at other stuff on the site.

I did the intro and year course for Chem majors. I decided to focus on the analytical stuff but left the field entirely to do software development. I don’t know what I’d study if I had to start over.

I learned one of the major orchestration tools (puppet), dabbled in the second (chef), and got a third running everything in my home lab (ansible). I refused to learn the 4th (salt). I figured my time was better spent learning python.

All the more reason to use a VPN.

What would happen if Fauci accused Rand Paul of not taking his medication?

Any socks that do this get repurposed to apply shoe polish. There are other uses, but that’s the one I recall using them for last.

Even entropy isn’t what it used to be – Solomon Short

Those sorts of people still have access to cans of gasoline and more motivation to prevent such places from existing.

I’m reading Laura Franko’s BROADWAY REVIVAL again. A Broadway actor and composer uses his brother’s participation in THE SLINGSHOT, a time machine for historians, to go from 2077 to 1934 and prevent George Gershin from dying of a brain tumor. He brings 2077 drugs to do it.

https://www.amazon.com/Broadway-Revival-Laura-Frankos/dp/1732523924

I don’t have a laudable goals, but if I could, I’d pump Jim Hensen full futuristic drugs so he didn’t die. The world can always use more rainbows.

They sent him a gift basket full of sand and a crocket mallet. And a nice infographic on heavy card stock show how he can pound the sand up his ass with the crocket mallet.

Their PAs thought that a piece of rope so he can hang it and attempt to piss on it when it’s swinging would be to hard for the guy to figure out.

Were these people stupid enough to purchase the phone with cash or a check and not a credit card? I’m sure VISA, M/C, and AMEX will refund the charge and do a chargeback. If they were stupid enough to wait more then two months (most companies have a 60 limit on contested charges), then they deserve to be shafted.

NEVER BUY STEW MEAT. It’s usually round steak (gluteus) which gets tough when you cook it unless you use meat tenderizer. Buy center blade chuck steaks and cut it up into large chunks as they shrink. CostCo has them. Safeway probably not. And why would you buy from meat counter that stinks?

Don’t just toss everything into the instant pot. It doesn’t brown which creates flavor. Brown the meat in the pot, then add the spices for a minute to let the “bloom”. Water is fine but a dry red wine is so so much better.

At the very least buy the right meat and brown it. That will make all the difference.

My cat had the same reaction to the electric can opener before they had pop-tops.

Sadly, they’re gone now but I imagine every time I opened a pop-top can of anything, they’d come running into the kitchen.

This is why I moved everything in my repos to codeberg.org once the Github VP left leaving Microslop in charge. I figured this would happen.

This assumes he doesn’t die in office. How many Wiccans and cardiologists are preying for a blood clot?

Classic plot of most of the Reddit revenge and Youtube channels.

Depends on if this is the Blake’s 7 Federation, in which case it’s likely some toy Servalan favors. If it’s the Star Trek universe, it has to be a “modified” tribble (that won’t breed).

I wonder if Brian wears a condom when he does it.

So I assume you already got the matching t-shirts?

I’d already planned on skipping this and looking at Colbert’s excerpts on his show. It wouldn’t be the same anyway without Speaker Nancy Pelosi golf clapping at his gibbering. And ripping up the written copy as a chef’s kiss.