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…every employer i’ve worked with endeavors to put people doing the actual work on salary as soon as possible, so they can harvest that sweet sweet unpaid overtime for maximum profitability…

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…if there’s one thing bob and doug mckenzie taught me, it’s that time stamps are very difficult to fake…

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…my father-in-law still squirts, but mostly from neuropathy-associated incontinence…

…used to be folks also made adapters with FM micro-transmitters for cars without tape decks; might still do…

…did you read the same text i did?..that was f*cking code-speak for urban black populations…

Calvin Candie: Your boss looks a little green around the gills.
Django: He just ain’t used to seein’ a man ripped apart by dogs is all.
Calvin Candie: But you are used to it?
Django: I’m just a little more used to Americans than he is.

…microsoft applications have an annoying habit of auto-replacing my dashes with emdashes; i don’t even know how to type an emdash…

…the sad part is that perhaps half those MAGAs aren’t necessarily bad people, but they’re so profoundly indoctrinated by its disinformation sphere that they legitimately believe their support serves a greater good…

…the other half are outright evil, though…

…among many policies already in effect…

ARBLUS, LOOK!

…ye gads, that’s reminiscent of some godspeed you! black emperor…

…i haven’t eaten long john silvers in at least fourty years, but i always liked their crispies…

…fractal circumferences can be whatever length you want for any given mean radius…

…the sad fact is that fascists won a mostly-free-and-fair election, so i think many of us are sitting tight until midterms lest we give them ammunition to rationslise martial law; if midterm elections aren’t proprietous, though, that ammunition’s f*cking coming out…

…large-language models do not comport with lossless data reconstruction in my experience; quite the opposite…

…plus they have to add these little armored balls which can eject personnel into new york their for own safety, provided an escort arrives to facilitate their ultimate escape…

…nah man, that’s on the domestic dealers + automakers choosing not to market small affordable cars in favor of big profitable road-tanks, and it’s not the first time they’ve priced themselves out of the market like this…

…god wants dollars, god wants cents, god want pounds, shillings, and pence; god wants guilders, god wants kroner, god wants swiss francs and god wants french francs; god wants escudos, god wants pesetas, don’t send lira, god don’t want small potatoes…