You mean 10 fingers

And you will not hear a sound from the “war on Christmas” people

Same here. Xmas, birthday, new year : all just ordinary days for me. Back when my mom was still alive I visited her for Xmas (and many other times) to make her feel better, but other than that I’ve not celebrated it for decades, and my mom died half a decade ago.

So this joker can also make pencils disappear

Or “don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry” while turning your eyes green

I’ve noticed that one of the default apps on this Samsung device was Speech recognition and synthesis by Google

I’ve played it on my Samsung galaxy tab A9 android tablet with Firefox focus, and everything seemed to work

For a sequel to springtime for Hitler, you can’t just jump to “winter”. And with it being homoerotic and thus presumably hot, I suggest Summer Of '39

If you break the glass pane on the right, you might still have a chance to save it all

I only know how to breathe out through my butt

True, but they were built under the pretence of protecting those nations from the Soviets during the cold war.

Like Airwolf

Is it to prevent trump from becoming a teacher there?

But they’re going to try to shove it in from the right

We … Taped over it. Someone in the FBI was on America’s got talent, so … yeah. He wasn’t very good though. Nerves.

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Most reported. When you see X everyday, you’ll make a note of the few times you see Y

They might’ve learned that from me … Sorry guys.

Sometimes I feel like my brain is a plastic spoon already

The real advice is always in the comments