For a sequel to springtime for Hitler, you can’t just jump to “winter”. And with it being homoerotic and thus presumably hot, I suggest Summer Of '39

If you break the glass pane on the right, you might still have a chance to save it all

I only know how to breathe out through my butt

True, but they were built under the pretence of protecting those nations from the Soviets during the cold war.

Like Airwolf

Is it to prevent trump from becoming a teacher there?

But they’re going to try to shove it in from the right

We … Taped over it. Someone in the FBI was on America’s got talent, so … yeah. He wasn’t very good though. Nerves.

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Most reported. When you see X everyday, you’ll make a note of the few times you see Y

They might’ve learned that from me … Sorry guys.

Sometimes I feel like my brain is a plastic spoon already

The real advice is always in the comments

Yes, but what creature would openly admit to being related to us?

Lag

Unless they bury you in those good boxes

I wish you well

That reminds me of when I was a kid, farting in the bath. As I saw the bubbles coming up to the surface, I wanted to catch them.

So I took whatever plastic container I could find around the bath - most likely the cap of a shampoo bottle - submerged it, and held it close to my butt when I felt the next fart coming.

I succeeded in catching some of the fart in the cap. Then I claimed my prize by sniffing directly from the cap. It was so much worse than any fart I’ve ever smelled.

As a true scientist, I’ve repeated the experiment on a few later occasions, and without a doubt : bath farts captured in plastic containers smell much worse than normal farts.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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