I mean, a dead horse does die at some point well before the beatings are done.

Moon rocks? No.

.moonwalks

“We welcome service animals in our stores, but it is unacceptable to expose members of the public to potential danger.”

Don’t they sell guns and ammo?

Yeah, this is what I end up doing. SQL does all the heavy lifting, and python or M usually doing the rest. Though M can be soooo slow.

God, I’m so over SQL.

It’s great, but it is so old and shows it. Feels like 99% of my SQL queries are just cheese.

Works though, and quick.

Well, “career” implies life purpose; in servitude of others for financial compensation. It’s never meant nothing else, so there shouldn’t be any surprises or complaints from people that devote themselves to that.

Not the ladder I’d personally go, but it’s always there. More reward on other ladders.

Well you can tell by my bind to tubulin
This motor protein ain’t stoppin’
Walkin’ the line from A to B
Replenishing the ATP

Friend’s colleague needed Excel to, “return the month where the majority of days in the week fall into”. Had Copilot do it and sent it to my friend, apparently impressed by making such a robust looking formula.

The formula:

My friend’s solution a minute later:

I can see it could be slimmed even less, but I assume the table is large so LET is doing performance stuff.

The ad populum fallacy on full display.

Gotta bring that avg. life expectancy up to increase retirement age to 85.

Youses is the Australian y’all.

He kinda just looks it too. I know that’s highly assumptions and shallow, but the gaydar has always gone off. Good skin, well-conditioned 80s dad hair, always dressed tidy but a little loose, definitely pays attention to his colours, good clothing combos and shoe choices too…

Like, just the article’s pic, if you didn’t know what Tucker looked like and had to guess who the bigot was in this pic…

I bet he gets around his house in cut-offs because he likes the comfort of shorts but denim is a real man’s material.

There’s also stoic bros now. Their brains have managed to connect alpha masculinity to stoicism. They’re like the viking bros where they gain security from people seeing them as enduring, dependable, and tough. They obviously have no idea of the philosophy in detail.

I thought it was a like Jerryboree but for Barys, which I think makes way more sense.

They did it the other day to my fancy new bbq tongs. And before that it was a pate of grated cheese.

Oooh, the second US civil war may still be on but not in the way we first thought.

Ha! I know the bit well. Wouldn’t be surprised if my subconscious went there. One of the best standup sets ever.

I have a use case too, but it comes down to wine and VM increasing hardware latency which I need as close to 0ms as possible. Even 20ms is too much. Fortunately these situations are minimal but it’s still annoying.

“Double, please-No, wait!”

“Ah! You said double! No taksies backsies!” taps store policy sign

Bunch of the plants in Australia rely on bushfires to survive and reproduce.

Edit: And when I say “bushfire” I don’t mean US wildfires. There’s trees evolved to be extremely flammable that create huge fire fronts that start their own local extreme weather conditions and suck all the oxygen out of the air. Lightning on a storm is common enough, firenados are a thing too.