oh you don’t know oranges. It may be a generic name but they have a very specific set of skills lol
Dog owners:
- What a beautiful dog
- His name is mister leopold dogus the third, I bought from the only breeder on north hemisphere and it cost me 168k dolars
Cat owners:
- What a cute cat
- it followed me home from the trash bins, i cal him cat
it followed me home from the trash bins, i cal him cat
Two of my adopted cat are being named “cat” in my language.
In my defence, vet need a name and i couldn’t think of one.
The vets that I have experienced tend to use the human’s surname as the pet’s surname. If that’s the case with you also, it is humorous to imagine a cat’s chart basically saying “Cat [your last name]”
I named my first ferret “Girl” and her sister “Yu”. One of my turtles is named “Turtle”. My creativity knows no bounds.
I did name my dog Sophie though, so one out of four could be worse.
Well we learn how to name stuff the more we do. My third cat is Tina and my 4th cat is bean in my language, so a step forward.
When I was a kid we had a dog named Monkey
I had a “cat” cat too, but nothing to say in my defense. And I named the cat who came in my yard but wasn’t mine “big nose” because he had a big nose.
My adopted little girl is still listed as Popoki in her adoption paperwork. I think that is close to Cat in Hawaiian.
We are firmly landlocked in the Midwest.
my friend had a cat named bird. I’m sure it’s not only but i always found it funny
We have a big, white, mixed breed dog. People ask us all the time if she’s a Great Pyrenees, an English Cream, or what have you. She’s a dog. 100% pure dog.
Is that from Kenshi?
Dog from Half Life 2
unrelated but MUCH more pressing issue: Kenshi 2 when??
Half life 2
one of the dogs of all time
We had a farmyard crossed dog that lived for almost 17 years I called him a car-puk-eh because of his lifelong affliction with motion sickness.
That’s the best kind of dog.
I’ll care about cat breeds when my cat starts showing that she cares about anything.
Used to work at an animal shelter, and I can count on one hand the number of cats we’d ever had that were anything other than “D(S/L)H (color and pattern)” or “(pattern) Siamese”
Good! That means not too many breeders are interested in fucking up their health for the sake of some stupid feature.
Enough are though. Those poor munchkins are supper popular. And rag doll cats are bred to be almost idiots because some assholes thought it was cutentonhave a breed whose most distinct behave is flooping stupidly on the floor
What’s D, S, L and H?
Domestic Short/Long Hair
At the shelter I volunteered at, they’d occasionally get a purebred, but they’d still advertise them as DLH (or whatever) because they didn’t want to attract the type of adopter who cares about the breed.
My cat is named cat. Best name for a cat
mine is catzilla
A lot of people asks if my cat is a maine coon, because big and fluffy –but he doesn’t have other features. I always answers that he’s a bastard (meaning mixed origins).
Mine’s a bastard too. (though no mixed origins)
Mine’s too. (cus he act like one)
I used to know a woman who would make up names like “North American yodel-hound” or “white-toed chipmunk dog” as the breed for her dogs.
I had an African giant bassist hound
Are they available for jam sessions?
My mother has been searching for one of those since her first run in with one the 70s.
❤️🐶
Is that Jambo?
jschlatt
My friend has a munchkin void. It can go from purr to hiss in a fraction of a second.
That sounds like my mum’s cat. She was a feral, left on the doorstep of the pub.
She’ll hiss and growl at everything, but you just distract her with a toy, then it’s all purrs and snuggles.She has a weird obsession with licking faces, which evolved from biting faces.
As someone who prefers licks, this is good progress
I have never had my eskie mistaken for a husky, it’s always either a Pomeranian or a Samoyed.
That being said I do also have an orange braincell, a void, a tortie and a good girl.
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Not even Garfield?
With a gun to my head I’d struggle to say my date of birth correctly.
I’ve had a ragdoll, a bengal, and a bunch of "American Shorthair"s.
This is so true :blobcat_bigsob:
nah, that’s a pomeranian spitz
How far we’ve come (fallen?) from the days of alt.tasteless trolling rec.pets.cats.
I’ve met far too many people who either subscribed or would have subscribed to Cat Fancy.
