• kitnaht@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    RIP “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?” guy. He died a couple of months ago.

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      11 days ago

      “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”

      Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.

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        11 days ago

        Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.