Never put off until tomorrow what you could do today.
*who
Whom
The dangling participle will get ya one day…
If you like it today, you can do it again tomorrow. But if you put if off until tomorrow, and like it, then you have to live with the knowledge that you could have done it another previous time, but you blew it.
Where did I hear this quote from before? Its so motivational lwk
I don’t know where it comes from originally, but it’s pretty old.
At some point I’ll look it up, maybe later.
WHAT??
You see, when two people feel a certain way about one another…
nvm, you’ll find out when you’re older. 🤪
What if it’s more than two people or the people are bees?
“yes”
Minimum: 2. For bees, also maximum: 3.
Then for some reason they have to fuck a bird.
Sorry, damn autocorrect
Oh, okay. What did you mean?
Would you like to fuck yesterday?*
Well I am a bit busy but I could be convinced…for a lukewarm Ikea hotdog.
No hotdog, no deal.I’m not gay… but a lukewarm ikea hotdog is a lukewarm ikea hotdog
I thought this is what people want when they put “be intentional and direct about what you want” on their profile.
Well, since you put it that way…
