How much more evidence do we need until we finally understand that older men are the worst choice for leading positions because they have trouble to keep their pants up and tend to think with their penis?
So, all men? I guess, unless they’re asexual, which is rare?
gr8 generalization m8
Signing a bra makes so much sense now. That felt so weird compared to the persona he presented when talking.
Crap. What the hell has this guy been doing…
This guy fucks everyone on the planet. Every fund has Nvidia stocks. He literally fucked everyone.
Wait until you hear about Charles Lindbergh.
And well, what do you expect from someone who is extremely competent in telling people what they want to believe?
I’m starting to think this guy might have too much free time. Perhaps been a tech CEO isn’t all that demanding.
Yeah but SuperIntellience™ can’t wear a sick leather jacket and and wreck itself with Chinese honeypots. Okay, well maybe it can do that second one, but it doesn’t have a leather jacket, probably.
First, you get the leather jacket. Then, you get the money. Then, you get the girls.
And then, the girls crash the global AI bubble earlier and in a more dramatic fashion than anyone anticipated.
Huang did all this while being married for 40 years to a woman who supported him and who he made co-trustee of all his shares in NVidia.
She holds all the cards, and we’re going to find out about all his lurid affairs one by one. Take half and sell. Make him pay for it.
This guy fucks
Steelman a contrarian argument: While morally wrong, we assume his wife does not approve and they do not have an open relationship, his actions were not illegal. There has been no actual evidence that he committed any crime or traded any kind of secrets. While I won’t be surprised if Trump, Lutnick and others involved at the Federal level knew about export controls being circumvented with those allowing it making money on the side, depending on any role in this, maybe he committed a crime and that is a reason for this form of punishment.
I think the damage to the personal life and reputation is more than enough punishment for what sounds like consenting adults doing non illegal things together. Taking his job, tanking nVidia, the AI bubble and the global financial system is going too far.
It’s a reflection of the business - Nvidia’s specialty is running multiple tasks in parallel.
horndog billionaire
Oh wow no wonder jensen admit it immediately that he is unfaithful , not his first game and it won’t be last.
Everybody mocked the jacket and yet the results speak for themselves.
Yes I’m sure it has nothing to do with his mountains of wealth and access to trade secrets lmao
I thought it was cool and didn’t mock it. But I remember he said his wife picked it out. What a shit show.
Yeah, it always seemed like a cheap shot but just some fun.
I have said it for a long while, mocking someone appearance usually comes after they figure out the person. People wouldn’t give a damn what Trump looks like if he was a nice guy. That he is a sleep paralysis demon manifest means his appearance it open game for mockery.
With Huang, we mocked the jacket because we didn’t like what he was doing elsewhere.
Yeah that’s very true. I strangely feel a mix of humor and horror over the Nvidia affair since I have a stock fund with a lot of Nvidia included. But almost everyone does so I guess we are in shared misery over this.
Bring back Wilsons Leather stores at the mall!
Lol exactly what I opened the comments for, and it’s right up top 👌
Memes you can hear, regardless of the fact that it was always a picture.
Anyone’s opinions on bush aside. The absolute composure for any leader to maintain and not panic or flinch over such news in front of children and maintain themselves is impressive.
Credit where credit is due bush absolutely managed receiving that news like a champ here. His mind must be racist a million miles a min.
Not to open the conspiracy can of worms but this implies Bush had no reason to expect a terrorist attack on American soil, which he absolutely was aware of the high possibility of, and allegedly conveniently neglected to do anything about lol.
What a fabulous type-o
I was like… But I reread that twice how is there a type o. Im on a new smaller phone so I’m getting use to the keyboard and auto correct has been fighting me lately. So I’ve been extra vigilant.
I can’t believe I fucking missed that. It took me two MORE rereads to see it.
My brain just refused to see it as a type o I guess.
Auto correct forever my best friend and enemy.
But the real question is do I just leave it? I think I just leave it…
It’s time i come clean:
Jensen Huang personally offered me trade secrets and a shipment of industrial GPUs for a handy in return.
@CheesyFingers, tell him to wash it more often.
Just wait until the number of gpu customers he’s fucked gets out there.
He’s way past fucking just his customers, he’s been fucking everybody for a while now.
The Times report says that Huang and Powell were seen being affectionate at a hotel during a company conference in March, and that when bystander took a photo of the interaction, a security guard “sequestered them” and offered the person to sign a nondisclosure agreement.
So they were illegally detained and pressured likely under duress to sign an NDA, by private security?
Well obviously it wasn’t non-violent, or it’d be an NVDA.
… All right, points. You glorious bastard.
Booooooo, take my upvote
Or just an NVIDIA? Make it stand for something apropos.
NVDA is NVidia’s stock ticker symbol.
Yah, I was just expounding and expanding. I was suggesting someone come up with a larger acronym.
NVDA is their stock ticker
I hope that NDA included a big dollar sign.
However big it was, they got screwed 100%. I would force them to literally pay me 10mil minimum for this and I would still think I’m getting scammed.
I’m sure they would agree to it, and then find a cheaper solution to stop you from talking.
To pull a Boeing. Mess with us and your Boeing to die!
Aha you see that’s where my blackmail subscription clause comes into play
Lmao what a shitter
Jensen could add a couple zeroes to that without breaking a sweat.
I know he could, I know the Nvidia bean counters all the way from the top to the bottom wouldn’t allow it even with a gun to their heads
That sounds awfully close to kidnapping. Throwing a person out of a private event is one thing, holding them against their will is quite another.
