Gollum@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 6 hours agoSo much lovefeddit.orgimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1341arrow-down172
arrow-up1269arrow-down1imageSo much lovefeddit.orgGollum@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 6 hours agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down9·6 hours agoYesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.
minus-squarerh4c6f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up69arrow-down2·5 hours ago uptown girl She’s been living in her uptown world.
minus-squareJackthelad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·5 hours agoI bet she’s never had a backstreet guy.
minus-squareharrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·5 hours agoBet her mama never told her why
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 hours agoI’m gonna try for an uptown girl
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 minutes agoShe’s been living in her white-bred world
minus-squareCouldbealeotard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 minutes agoThat spelling really changes the vibe
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·5 hours agoAren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
minus-squarerh4c6f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 hours agoOoooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 hours agoI doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.
Yesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.
She’s been living in her uptown world.
I bet she’s never had a backstreet guy.
Bet her mama never told her why
I’m gonna try for an uptown girl
She’s been living in her white-bred world
That spelling really changes the vibe
Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
I’d choose the uptown bear
Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
I doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.